Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Shea Associates

Fun and edgy mugs, puppets, cards, mints, etc.

Available only in Maine Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Boston, and Eastern Massachusetts only.

Here in the Ivory Tower, we’re working both day and night to determine the First Principles of Being. So far, we agree that the world is watery. While we wait for our big breakthrough, we’ll continue to pursue one of our earlier discoveries: people seem to really like intellectual giants reduced to little finger puppets and mugs, and subject to witty jokes.

At the Unemployed Philosophers Guild, we like to kill two birds with one stone: We make people laugh and earn enough money to sit around reading Spinoza and raising our families.

Thoughtful Gifts